Intake

This has to be you.

Paste your handle or a short bio. Roasty will scan it like a channel screenshot, then self-film the roast. Friends, exes, bosses: no.

Your email Where should Roasty look? Your profile URL, handle, or bio paste Optional extra bio / captions Optional selfie (helps the scan board)

Flavor

Gym ego PR stories, 5am myths, protein as personality. Soft chaos Hot-mess aesthetic with a LinkedIn footer. Oversharer You already posted the evidence. We just read it aloud. Custom You name the flavor. We stay inside the self-roast line.

Pay

One dollar. Scan + talking-head roast. That is the whole path.

Refunds: if payment completed and generation ran, it is generally final. Emergency remove: support@roastmeforadollar.com